: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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