how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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