Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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