Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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