She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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