but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
NoShamevember. You game?
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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