just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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