Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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