I feel like I'm in dance class right now
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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