I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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