Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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