My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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