dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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