I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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