you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
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She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dicks are not precious.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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