after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I am available for nakedness
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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