let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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