So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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