I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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