Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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