You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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