Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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