please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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I need you to use more vowels.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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