you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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