dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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