I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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