i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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