what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
