TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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