Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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