Your favorite bartender is back from prision
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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