i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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