All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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