did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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