My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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