we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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