There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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