dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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