is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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