She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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