so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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