fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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