And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist