That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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