Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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