You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
MIDGETS
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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