Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He? As in you personified your dick?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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