There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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