she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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