I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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