the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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