do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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