let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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